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Top 5 Reasons the OTs are always late now

  1. jbox found a special someone who shares his love of celebrities and pseudo-veganism.
  2. Dex got lost on the way back through Oregon, now practices homeopathic medicine from a shack in the woods.
  3. We are being punished for not appreciating their humor.
  4. They have a secret second family and are away on one of their "business trips."
  5. They hate this community and this is now Ducksnorts II.

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6.

Two words: meth problem

7.

Dex fell in love with a franchise that overpays for one-year-wonder free agents. He’s now running the Mariners SB Nation blog.

8.

Dex is stuck on the trolley and his wifi only connects when it comes within range of a Starbucks.

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