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I met Clay Hensley and he's hot!

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OMG!  I totally met Clay Hensley again!  I attached some pictures but be careful opening them so that you aren't blinded by Hensley's hotness! LOL.  First of all Clay is extremely gorgeous in case you didn't know.  Second, I went to the game when he was pitching and I swear he looks different with a giant wad of chewing tobacco in his cheek, but I can overlook small imperfections.  Even though he and the Padres played terribly I didn't even care!  It doesn't matter if he's a good player, he's pretty! LOL.  I went out to PB after the game and I just knew I was going to see some Padres because my baseball player radar was on.  Sure enough I saw Clay at the Tavern.  I went up to get my picture with him and I still had a foam ball in my hand from the game.  He thought I wanted him to sign it and so he did.  I didn't even want him to sign the foam ball, but don't think I'm not going to keep it anyway! :)  Clay totally likes to make out in bars. Oh and by the way, I read somebody's comment on your blog that said he has man boobs and I have felt his chest and he has rock hard pecs. :)

P.S. - He does not look Asian!

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Tasty

Very tasty

Where do you find this stuff, jbox?

That quote is a little too priceless. Did someone from Hustler Barely Legal write it? Or is that your wit? OMG! Man boobs! Clay’s my BFF! ROTFL! Either way, keep it up!

Ew, I don’t dig guys that have to stand on apple boxes. Spritely men don’t ‘do’ it for me.

i think he looks like a rat

not hot

I'm curious about the basis of the statement:
Clay totally likes to make out in bars.

Is this from personal knowledge? Witnessed? Or experienced?

I’m gonna go ahead and say ‘none of the above’.

How come we never see

the black bar over his face during the games?

I love how people are always talking about Hensley and how he makes out with girls at bars. He has a girlfriend and thats who he was with at the Tavern. I saw them there and she is always with him. I went to college with her and shes hot.

I went to high school with her

that’s better!

Let's see your prom pics

of you and her, so that we can judge.

They were deleted from his laptop with the NY pix
send in a keg stand

picture if you really did go to college with her

Oh and by the way, the girl in the background of your picture is his girlfriends best friend. i have met all of them at a game and they are all very friendly.

Friendly girls. Niiiiice.
He's got a gf?

Don’t care. Still hawt.

Very friendly.

If you had to choose between Clay and Wonko?
This comment should've been posted on the front page
Wonko

by a landslide.

asian?

i don’t understand the comment: p.s. he does not look asian. is this a joke around http://www.gaslampball.com that i haven’t heard yet? it sounds like it could be funny! lol!

I think she's referring to this

interview with Clay. Skip to the very end.

Here's the latest gossip

on Clay Hensley’s Girlfriend

Oh

So meager.

There are no current fill-in-with-current-Padre-player’s girlfriend updates.

Although, former Padres Prospect now-a-Blosox-minor-leaguer George Kottaras does.

But I never pay attention to that kinda stuff anyways. Never.

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