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One more fat joke and you're banned

I'm sorry, but do I really need to spell this out? Could there possibly be any reason for why I would write this besides "Dex is losing his sense of humor"?

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I miss the Old Dex

The one who “wanted the WHOLE f***in’ lime in the bottle,” the one talked about everyone’s El Guapos.

I have kids now, chief

And I don’t mean Elliott. I mean you yahoos.

Like we were any less childish before, bro
Yeah, I'm over it

But we’re gonna need something else to run into the ground now. Thoughts?

Hmmm

Unicorns? Check.
Rainbows? Check.
Strasburg? Check.
Khalil as a robot? Check.
Wings standing by? Check.
AAAA team? Check.
P-Mac eats a lot? Check.
Gey for Gerut? Check.
Fat jokes? Check.

What else is there?

Monkeys throwing poop?

That’s usually always good for some laughs.

little people?
TWSS? Check?
that'll never get old

it’ll always be a good time but only if used properly

You're all skinny

I mean thin.

Now I know why Dex is mad

I guess this news put him in a tailspin for the day, and now he is taking it out on us.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/drugs/2008-08-27-enzyte-executive-sentenced_N.htm?csp=34

You know what's awesome about that link?

Right under the picture of “Bob”, the always smilin’ Enzyte guy, there’s a place to click to “Enlarge”.

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