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Why not just ban maple bats?

The short answer is because Major League Baseball likes to study things to death and never actually make a decision.  They have a chance right now to be proactive and fix a problem before a player or fan is seriously hurt or killed but they are going to wait until someone is hurt because it will be easier to get people to buy into the change.

I like the idea of changing the rules so that if a bat breaks and flies onto the field than you are out.  You'll see players stop using maple bats really quickly.

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Players love 'em.

What’s the number, 60% of players love ‘em. You can’t just go ripping the bats away from them. Superstition meltdowns.

I’ve said this before, but I think players shouldn’t reuse their bats until death. When Bonds started turning in his bats after every at-bat for self-promotion, he broke far fewer bats on the field.

Also, no more sanding off 1/8th inch of the bat. It’s just plain physics.

If MLB bans maple

kiss ash goodbye.

Wow

Juan Uribe threatens his bats with his own deportation.

What they should do

Is spend some money to research a bat made of composite material that acts just like a wood bat and then outlaw wood bats and save some trees. I’m actually pretty sure they already have bats that meet these specs. I posted a link to them a while back, but I don’t have it saved anywhere. I think this solution works for all.

I want metal bats

I like that ping – unlike these guys.

Regarding nets – just make them out of fishing line filament and you won’t even see them.

Batters would reasonably object

What umpire could tell if a catcher were cheating by pushing the netting a bit on a pop foul behind the plate?

While we're at it - Throw bat = you're out.

I say if you throw your bat after a swing, you’re out.

These are big boys who get paid an awful lot – being responsible enough to hold on to your bat should be part of the game.

How about a particle board bat?

Its cheap and disintegrates upon hitting anything.

If that doesnt work, just make it into a, um, one of these.

I like this idea

If it’s made of particle board, everybody will be able to buy their bats at IKEA.

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Ja, Herr Dex

IKEA would make everyone toodle through the Bats Department to get to any other section in the store.

This is all speculation

I have YET to see from any reputable source the results of independent testing verifying that ash bats or maple bats splinter at differing rates. What seems to me to be indisputable is that bat weights have plummeted, and the way this has been accomplished is to reduce the diameter of the bat handle and/or to extend it much further up the length of the bat. A longer, possibly narrower handle will be intrinsically more fragile, maple or ash.

You're probably right... Therefore...

I still like the idea that we’ve pitched for a while that regardless of what the bat’s made of, if it any part of it enters the field of play during a live ball, the batter’s out. Some guys will take the risk, but most will start to figure out alternative solutions.

Video guy = creepy

I expected him to start by saying, “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

I was thinkin the same thing

Before he opened his mouth, I’m thinking that MLB has hired a Russkie to blahnik, blahnik,blahnik, yada,yada,yada about bats, then the camera pulls back and hes strokin a kitty.

I was waiting

for an arc of tobacco juice to come flying out of that gap in his front teeth. I mean seriously, doesn’t MLB have a dental plan?

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