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Improve this Padres shirt

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I think this is a pretty clever Padres shirt.  Eat, Sleep, Padres.  The shirt is obviously photoshopped on this model, so it begs to be photoshopped.  The model also seems a little bit out of it.  In any case how would you change this shirt to more accurately represent the Padres? You don't have to photoshop you can just describe it.

5 recs  |  49 comments

Comments

Geez

I was just browsing that t-shirt. Even thinking of purchasing it.

I will wait to see what other options I have once its been photochopped by all the inately talented mens in here.

Hmm

I think it should be the first two pics, then a toilet with SD on top of the seat.

I believe I will

have to pass on Sammy’s suggestion.

Even though its very creative.

Ya know, toilet humor.

Right up Axion's alley
Can't resist

Photoshopping things. Believe me, if they had this kind of shirt for the Braves, I’d re-purpose this badboy just the same for them.

And the closeup:

It's difficult

To convey the nausea represented by many here in subtle clip art, so I figured the restroom symbol would be the best best, and despite the high cost of Petco beer, we’re still drinking it; even at my one trip to Petco, I balked at the $8.00 and then promptly bought two. And then I was reamed again for some Arrogant Bastard after the game.

I straight up

smuggle beer into the stadium now. Easy to get a six pack in, but one gatekeeper you can get a pony keg in…of course the ushers always narc on you.

The model looks really strange for some reason
Probably Khalil's sister

or Khalil himself, photoshopped to look emotionally human, slightly attractive and coming down from a cocaine high.

She looks like she just and ate and slept with a Padre

...I’ll show myself out

The only way to improve the shirt

is to take it off the model.

Let those things breathe!

Gaslamp

would add a Unicorn and a Khalil Bot

and Rallyin Rod

on the side, wearing his Padres cap and waving a pennant.

First draft

Really, it doesn’t go with the theme of the ‘O’, but I made myself laugh.

I get it
Is that a whale's _ _ _ _ _ _?

Pass.

Oooh, hang man!

“V!”

dang

V is right.

you must have ESP

extrasensory padres and/or
extrasensory pron

I do

And I bet you already knew, but that’s a Full HD image in the 2nd pane there. Bask in the pixelatious glory of High Definition.

I'm

sufficiently impressed.

But not easily.

Obscene homerism

I'd prefer a match in the second square
That will be

in the Thatcher Signature Series

YAY!

Rallyin Rod and a Snapped Khalil.

Classic.

Rallying Rod

Should really be teamed up with the rally unicorn.

Whoooaa bro

where can I get one of these?

Trevor Time Signature Series
The more PC one could have:

Flames of Hell, A Ringing Bell, SD

I retract my earlier statement.

We have a new winner.

Wheres the

Chase Headley Savior Series?

A Gallant Knight

A Pile of Crap

SD

The Brian Giles

Tan and Go Nekkid Series?

Picture of Giles

Picture of girl from the suntan lotion

SD

So many directions to take the Giles Series.

I settled on this for now.

This entire thread needs moar recs.

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