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Open Thread, 4/2: Padres vsĀ Astros Overflow

Looks like it'll take a little more doing if we're gonna win this game.

GO PADRES!!!

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Heyooaahh!!!

I finally get to an open thread. Stupid busy life.

Herro Mr. Phantom.

P-Mac's trying to drop down bunts. This man's a 5-tool player, WHO DOESN'T WANT THIS SKILL FACTORY!?

You mean

"5-utensil"

what's with the bunting?

Who knows

Boys are swinging the sticks well tonite, though.

We know what Kegger will be working on

with Wally tomorrow.

A sausage and mushroom from Pizza Port?

So, Paul McAnulty and his family

walk into a talent agent's office. The agent says "Get the hell out of here! You suck!"

What a horrible at-bat.

Nice work Kegger

Lets go boys! Figure it the f**k out!

Michael "first to third" Barrett!!!

Go boys go!

Nice work Barrett. Love to see Barrett hustling, although stupid as it is.

So Gey for that guy.

barrett

on fire.

by the way, iLOVEjody5!

AGAIN!

Ballsy Barrett!!!

Barrett again!

GEY FOR GERUT!

GILES AGAIN!!!!

Yeah

Giles is done.

gosh i love the padres.

Gerut and Barrett!

Hey that's an RBI!

I'm gonna go return that gift I bought for the retirement party, brb

Lead time!

Love me some Briles!

GILES!!!

HELLS YES!!

B Giles!!!!

Coming through again!

Giles!

Just retire already!

Man

We are coming up HUGE tonite.

Giles continues to stud it up

'tec4 won't show his face

for days.

i love jody gerut.

Valverde

looking like the punk bitch we all thought he was. What a D-Bag!

On a related note, great to see AZ choke away its first save of the year without him.

GERUT!!!

On a three-run shot, no less.

That's a shame. /seinfeld

We stole a base

what's next - dogs living with cats?

Seriously WHAT TEAM IS THIS

P-Mac's trying to bunt, we're going first to third with ease, stealing bases, hitting clutch...I have no clue how to act, it's so weird.

i know right

where am i? where am i?

Nail it down

Trevor! Lets do this!

DO YOUR THING, TREVOR!

Just once

I'd like MLB.TV to stay with Trevor's intro. Just ONCE.

I think they did once

and that was when he broke the record

Once THIS SEASON

(Forgot about that one)

I wish they wouldn't go to commercial during Hell's Bells

It's still cool when watching on TV/laptop

ITS THE FU*KING FRIAR

BITCH!!!!

Do it Padres!

They showed his intro

for 500 as well.

Come on Trevor

you do this right...

2!!!

DO IT TREV!

Ooooh

Kegger's line had me a little worried there.

two hands, p-mac

jeez

I love how it's the 9th inning with Trevor in

And Matt and Mud are naming all the Mossy dealerships

Every game, dude. It's my biggest pet peeve in their broadcasts, it's too nervewracking to have to listen to that.

Cheops, Blum, Loretta

Houston is San Diego 2.0

Just whiff

already Lo!

DAMNIT!!!

Get him here, Trev!

Bourn to die

swinging

trevor

you do this right

wtf is goin on

trevor time sorta appearance

Final Bong Time

DAMNIT TREVOR!

Get it together!

Oh, no.

This feels too familiar.

finished my hw and this is what I find?

"All-time Closer"

Matt, that's not really a phrase.

Get the kid

Get him with the change

omg are you kidding me????

and let the discussion begin...

Shit

Damnit Trevor.

this soon? what the heck?

I prefer the good kind of

Blown

Why did Tony Gwynn Jr have to break Hoffy?

All because

he walks Cruz. Walks KILL us, you cannot do this guys.

blown save number 1

of many more.

ugh.

I have crappy timing

Trevor Hoffman

should have to pay for my liver transplant.

I blame maddux

i blam sdsuaztec4

for leaving.

yes

we all know you blam sdsuaztec4

hahaha

yes and i also blame him.

*signing off and not watching in hopes they win* wth?

Damnit

Come on Trevor.

saw that coming

Shake it off Hoffy

plenty of game left.

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

Well, I guess if you're gonna blow it.

wow

closers really shouldn't be allowed to see more than 5 batters.

So much for

the sweep set up. Three runs is a lot to ask in the bottom of the 9th.

I'm gonna hate

reading all the national media replaying Hoffman's blown saves of last season when talking about this game.

jbox

you left the game?

I don't think I was at the game.

I could be wrong.

Oh no

You were. We saw you.

That sounds fair

Bud lets you comment from the dugout?

Maybe

I missed something.

you did great out there tonight

That?

That's how I do it, when I'm not even trying.

You were smoooooooth

Seriously.

That catch along the left field wall...into the gap. Beautiful.

What does this

teach us about walking players with 2 outs?

At least we have

the meat of the order coming up.

are you serious? the Padres?

all time saves leader who?

screw this.

So that's, what, 1 of his last 4?

Look, we all know he's not going to be iron-clad for the rest of his career, there's going to be some point where his skills decline and we transition to another closer. Not saying this is the exact moment, but we all have to face the fact that there's going to be some games like this when that point happens, so we might as well get used to it and accept it....kinda like when grandpa begins to forget where he is, and asks when we're going to the Woolworth for the best penny candy.

yeah..you're totally right..I am not getting mad..I am not getting mad..or thinking that Trevor's lost it

stop kidding yourself

i love Hoffy, but it is over. a closer with heat is needed right about yesterday.

right about the one-game playoff last year actually.

NOOoooo..this cannot be happening...I refuse to believe it

He did the same thing last yr

Blew a couple in April and then didn't blow another one until like July or something. Too early to tell.

Oh god..that game with Jake and like 16 strike outs

Wow.

That's some way to put it.

Yes, well said

the 4th Gonzales?

Man

That really hurts. Trevor has got to move on, but he CANNOT walk guys. Any free passes from him are deadly.

you make it sound like he walked the guy on purpose

Not at all

But there's absolutely no reason to walk a guy like Cruz with 2 outs.

Not even angry anymore

I'm just sad. I mean it's really sad to watch. Maybe it's too soon in the season to be talking like that, but I feel bad for him more than anything else. Inevitable yes, but still sad to see.

same here..poor guy

Less Bells, More Bell.

hell yeah

i was just gonna comment on how trevor needs to make way for heath.

you did not just go there..holy crap

Worst part

is that Valverde can win now.

Ausmus

at second? WTF?

So Brad Ausmus

is Craig Biggio now?

Beat me to it.

unicornrainbow

Great. Now P-Keg is totally distracted.

LOL

Awesome.

And TTG - that is my new favorite TTG drawing.

Still 2 outs left!

They got four runs on 2 outs. We can do it too!

The crappy thing

is that if we don't pull this one out, this could be that "one game" that changes everything at the end of the year. We've got to nail these games down.

Dude

You're going to have a heart attack by the All-Star break. I'm worried about you. Those kids at High Desert need you!!!

I'll be fine

I actually am not gonna be able to watch many games this year with y'all.

Maybe that's why we lost. It's my fault!

I was thinking just that...

These early games--against teams like the Astros--are the ones the Padres really need to nail down.

Hairston knows crunch time

Let's go Greene...

tell me something good

i turned off the tv.

sdsuaztec4's on the way to your house?

that's the opposite of good

not good enough.

(he's already here)

Congrats, Valverde.

You prick. You held a THREE run lead. A-hole.

What a load of garbage.

Man

Fuck Valverde. That guy's such a fucking ass.

when the Dbacks traded him, I was really glad

thinking i'd see him a lot less...

So agreed.

I just wish he'd get traded to the Dodgers, or the Denver Broncos

I like the things I hate to be placed in one area so I can concentrate my anger.

I officially hate the world

i'm assuming

we lost.

'loss' seems so tame to describe what just happened...

i need a thesaurus..

what's a synonym for "completely predictable horror that is going to continue happening ad infinitum until someone stands up for sanity and common sense and demands a graceful exit." thank you for a great career, Trevor. here's your gold watch. Cooperstown is that way. But, you know, don't let the door hit you and all that....

So...the eternal Hoffman discussion

Baseball Tonight and Espn are going to love this...it's the only coverage the Padres ever get.

we're victims of west coast obscurity

Old Soldiers Never Die...

fill in the rest

I'm sure there'll be plenty here too, if you don't wanna watch ESPN!

I stand by what I said above about him...we should mentally prepare ourselves for the possibility that we could see more of these in the future, despite the fact that he does have a history of early season slip-ups and this may simply be an anomaly.

Oh well, tomorrow is another game

Cheer up, people

We can still take the series

Ugh

I know I should just go to bed when I start getting pissed at you guys.

I get even more pissed cuz I have to go to school..How do they expect me to watch Padre games and do my freakin' homework?

Life sucks. god....

I can't believe we pissed that away. Seriously.

Phantom is dead on. We need games like this. This division is gonna be a fight...we can't afford crap like this.

South Park's on, yay for laughs.

2-1...still good. STILL GOOD!!! DON'T PANIC!

Also, Trevor, my dog died today

and at this point, I'm calling that your fault too.

where's the tylenol?

aww

i'm sorry.

it's all trevor's fault.

Lance Berkman sounds like the name of a serial killer, by the way

He probably killed my dog, too.

So...does anyone else feel like crying?

i honestly thought we were going to go 162-0

and then get swept in the playoffs?

now THAT would suck

I was thinking the exact same thing

1 hour ago.

can we go 173-1?

unFREAKINGbelievable

you're here!

is there a Gaslampball Hotline for Distressed Youths?

might want to think about throwing that number up on the front page, if so. I'm distressed.

Please..I seriously want to cry

just call me

i usually just... oh wait you're talking about distressed youths. nevermind.

i bet your hotline's expensive

and advertises on late, late night television

i'm talking about an Emergency Hoff-Line.

stupid ap euro and pre cal

Yes Yes

Just in time to be put to misery

I was at work, just got home :(

dude

i haven't seen you on glb in forever. i miss you miss thang.

I KNOW!

I want to really bad. I have been working a lot and school and all. I dont get off till 9 and then by that time, why go on GLB? its almost over anyways. but no work again till next tuesday so ill be here!! and its lonely im sure with no laura too. lucky girls in france.

but you know, im sure we are bound to see each other soon enough in COLLLEEEGGGGEEEE!

aww

well don't work too much. make sure to make time for the padres :) yeah she commented me on the space and told me she'll be gone for awhile. didn't you go to france too?

yay aztecs!

I sure did

and Spain and Africa. But that doesnt mean im not jealous she is back there. :)

Phht I would totally work days if I didnt have to go to stupid school.But I am fortunate enough to have a fellow Padre fan who kept telling me the scores all night. That made me happy....while we were winning.

if it makes you feel better

the diamondbacks had almost the exact same thing happen to them today.

That does help

just a little

i'm listening.

also, it sometimes makes me feel better to think that the Giants have Bengie Molina batting 4th.

we shoud start

keeping a tally of all the games trevor blows. just for the heck of it. im interested.

And then we'll play Russian Roulette!

no. really though.

Okay, I admit it--I guess I'm not really over how last season ended. I need to get past it.

youre not alone

Im not over it at all. I was screaming at the tv about how he should have retired after oct 1. and then a bunch of other curse words I shouldnt have said then more about october. Im never gonna get over that!

Watch your language!

I told you: the only time I cuss is when Im either
a: driving
b: watching baseball

Don't listen to XX

on the way home! Talk about some road rage.

HAHAHAHHA

I was actually doing that today.

but we were winning when I was driving so it was all good

I can just imagine

you stopping at a red light, hopping out of your car and punching a random stranger through their windshield.

I pronounce "Hoffman" as "$^$^%$@%$#"

it's the correct pronunciation, according to Baseball Reference

Oh well

This is how we know the season is in full swing. Had to lose of course. Silly to make such a big deal of it already. It's disappointing, but there's like, 159 more of these things to go.

No room for perspective here!

Let us cry like infants. The world ends tonight!

Buncha drama queens

:-)

I'll be a queen for Drama any day.

Nights like these

we all act like that pretty little Cubs fan whose girlfriend broke up with him.

Don't blame Trevor

blame pretty Cruz Jr... he's too sexy to strikeout. Uggh...140AM EST, I don't think I can do this anymore, getting too old.

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