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Delightful Padres Jokes for Children

Q: Why did the Chicken leave San Diego?
A: Because he was afraid of the Friar!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Gwynn
Gwynn who?
Gwynn to the kitchen and get me some peanuts, wouldya!

Q: Where does Josh Bard sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Will Ledezma
Will Ledezma who?
Will Ledezma drive to the game as long as she knows where she's going

Q: What do you call Adrian Gonzalez at Pacific Beach?
A: A sandy A-Go in San Diego!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tadahito
Tadahito who?
Tadahito mama the same knock knock joke yesterday!

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Comments

Wow.

First you declare your love for Jayson Werth…and now this?

You know what the sad thing is? They actually made me laugh.
Okaaay

Sooooooo, what are you drinking and can I have some?

Answer: Write silly Padre children’s jokes.

Question: What does gaslampball do when the Padres are getting punked regular?

Mary had a little lamb

Alas, “the runs” her pet endured
Mary took him down to Petco Park
And now little lamby’s, totally cured!

What do you call a Padres baserunner standing on third base?

Stranded.

Q: What do you call eight shutout innings by a Padres starter?

A: A 13 inning, 1-0 loss.

What do you call a frustrated Greg Maddux?

A Nutty Professor!

ok

i dont get the last one with tadahito
and its bugging me that i dont get a little kids joke
lol

tadahito who?

Dada he told mama the same knock-knock joke yesterday!

oh

haha ok i got it now
thanks
and i feel stupid

Joke

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
WIGGINS
NOBODY HOME
SHUT UP WIGGINS DESTROY YOU NOW

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