Q: Why did the Chicken leave San Diego?
A: Because he was afraid of the Friar!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Gwynn
Gwynn who?
Gwynn to the kitchen and get me some peanuts, wouldya!
Q: Where does Josh Bard sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Will Ledezma
Will Ledezma who?
Will Ledezma drive to the game as long as she knows where she's going
Q: What do you call Adrian Gonzalez at Pacific Beach?
A: A sandy A-Go in San Diego!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tadahito
Tadahito who?
Tadahito mama the same knock knock joke yesterday!
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Wow.
First you declare your love for Jayson Werth…and now this?
Drama - April 29, 2008
You know what the sad thing is? They actually made me laugh.
TheVinylCrocodile - April 29, 2008
Okaaay
Sooooooo, what are you drinking and can I have some?
Answer: Write silly Padre children’s jokes.
Question: What does gaslampball do when the Padres are getting punked regular?
eastbaysd - April 29, 2008
Mary had a little lamb
Alas, “the runs” her pet endured
Mary took him down to Petco Park
And now little lamby’s, totally cured!
ABY - April 30, 2008
What do you call a Padres baserunner standing on third base?
Stranded.
Boilermaker19 - April 30, 2008
Q: What do you call eight shutout innings by a Padres starter?
A: A 13 inning, 1-0 loss.
JBRO - April 30, 2008
What do you call a frustrated Greg Maddux?
A Nutty Professor!
wait till next year - April 30, 2008
ok
i dont get the last one with tadahito
and its bugging me that i dont get a little kids joke
lol
iLOVEkouz5 - April 30, 2008
tadahito who?
Dada he told mama the same knock-knock joke yesterday!
Dex - April 30, 2008
oh
haha ok i got it now
thanks
and i feel stupid
iLOVEkouz5 - April 30, 2008
Joke
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
WIGGINS
NOBODY HOME
SHUT UP WIGGINS DESTROY YOU NOW
wiggins4ever - April 30, 2008
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