my parents have a place at city walk (Market and State St). Jay Payton lived there when he was here, but that's as close to anybody famous that I know about
Saw Smacksaw a couple weeks ago when I was walking the dogs with the wifey.
Me: "Oh, I know who that is."
Wifey: "Who?"
Me: "I'll tell you when we get further away."
....... 10 yards later.....
Wifey: "Who was it?? Why didn't you say hi if you knew who it was?"
Me: "He's on the radio, and he's a douchebag, that's why!"
Last time I was in San Diego...I had some extra time so I rolled by the station to see a good friend of mine who works in the afternoon. He took me back to Saw's office to say hello. I walk in and he has his back to the door.
Me: Smacksaw!
Saw: (slowly turns around) Oh, f**k.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Walked in with about 7 or 8 friends and got a really bad vibe because it was sooooo effin crowded, and left within 3 minutes with 2 of my buddies to go to Frogs to drink some more.
first time i was nervous as hell, scouting it out but too scared to do anything. Next time I pulled the trigger. It was fun, but not something I wanted to repeat anytime too soon. Then I met my wife. All in all, It's not something I'm too proud of.
...you know, my dad had quintuple bypass surgery in Feb...maybe I should be more careful about watching these games now that I know there is a family history......
Thanks
Needed a fresh start
Christina - April 11, 2008
Nice
Christina - April 11, 2008
I see that I am the only one who reads.....
Christina - April 11, 2008
Dolphin Porn
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
i'm here
apparently when it gets close to 500, the thread tries to silence the cries of its creator. it's like the frankenstein monster.
Dex - April 11, 2008
The new guy read it
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
WOW
Did you guys hear that???? They HATE Andruw up there.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Sweet music to my ears
Christina - April 11, 2008
They hate fresh air too
What DO they like?
Wonko - April 11, 2008
silicone
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
botox
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
traffic
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Latinos with mustaches
Wonko - April 11, 2008
women, that is
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
frijoles
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Jones getting booed
PFOB!!!
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
That was loud and brutal.
Awesome.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Loudness and brutality...
go hand in hand with a PFOB.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
I was hoping the GO HERE
would lead to a unicorn
Wonko - April 11, 2008
I think
the new regime is trying to ban the use of unicorns...
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Unicorn banners
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Unicorns only work for offense.
Dancin' Spidey is for D.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
well we're up
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Weird
someone put up a new fanshot
jbox - April 11, 2008
Thank you so very much for that.
Drama - April 11, 2008
That is so crazy
Who would do that?
(recommend)
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
I wonder if it'll end up on the front page later
that'd be really weird.
jbox - April 11, 2008
I doubt it
For that to happen, it would need a lot of Rec's
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Only an Admin can kick it up on the front page
I know one of them pretty well.
jbox - April 11, 2008
7 recs!
Christina - April 11, 2008
Oh, no way
That could never happen. I'm not even gonna be checking for that.
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
I straight up rec'd that shid.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Crazy weird
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
It appeared... just like magic I suppose
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
My only complaint...
...that should really be on the main page.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Hilarious....
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
"Well I can hit you in the face."
Just remember that, dude.
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
30
Wonko - April 11, 2008
30 Straight Singles...
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
30
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Here is everyone
I got lost being a new poster....was talking to myself
Alexa SD - April 11, 2008
it's like a series of tests
it's our way of culling the weak from the herd. can't tell you how many times we've almost lost Wonko.
Dex - April 11, 2008
I got lost too
Am i still part of the herd?
Socal87 - April 11, 2008
juuuuust barely
but if the weather takes a turn for the worse and the herd has trouble gathering food, you'll be the first to be cannibalized.
Dex - April 11, 2008
Ah, sorry 'bout that
I saw a last post from you and thought you had to have seen the 2d post.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
I'm cross-eyed mad
about that home run.
It's hard to accept that Jake couldn't have a 0.00 ERA all season. . . .
Demoira - April 11, 2008
He doesn't give up many
But it hurts every time.
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Wow
Blum has more HRs that Greene, Iguchi, Edmonds, Kouz and Bard combined.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
I miss Kory.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS ALLL OVER!!!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
omg omg omg
Wonko - April 11, 2008
FINALLY
extra base hit
Alexa SD - April 11, 2008
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
EFFIN BASTARD
You doubling P.O.S.!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
There's the bad joke
Wonko - April 11, 2008
anybody else hoping he would get thrown out at 2nd?
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
Stupid Edmonds!!!
Christina - April 11, 2008
PFO
dissapointment
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
FRIGGIN' EDMONDS!!!
WTF???
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
If it wasn't PKEG
It was gonna be James.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
I hate you, Jim Edmonds.
Drama - April 11, 2008
No
Cant say i was
Socal87 - April 11, 2008
dagnabbit
and i just pulled this up
Dex - April 11, 2008
So
we were third all time theN?
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
I blame Dex!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
now.....
can we have the same amount of consecutive doubles?
C8LIN B - April 11, 2008
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
He ran across....TWO BASES? On the SAME HIT?
This will revolutionize the game of baseball, I tells you!
goose1 - April 11, 2008
30's a good number
"Touch 'em both Jim Edmonds"... classic Matty V
Wonko - April 11, 2008
lol
was about to post the same thing - love how Matty was totally getting into the singles thing too.
Christina - April 11, 2008
But
"So you're sitting at the hotel bar all night with all these singles, and you're... why not... order me a double" terrible, lol, that's Mark for ya.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Mud is just bummed
He hasn't been able to use his favorite "In N Out Inning" thing yet this year
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Oh man
"Peavy wins singles match on the lawn at Dodgers stadium"
Wonko - April 11, 2008
It goes on
Mark: Did you just think of that?
Matt: I've been working on that since the second inning.
Mark: Genius
Wonko - April 11, 2008
I told you I hate Edmonds
Can't even positively contribute without a nasty negative aftertaste.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
like skunky beer?
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Or something like that.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Damn you, Khalil.
You better get the damned run in.
Drama - April 11, 2008
All we need is a single
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
or a sac fly
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
My cat just started howling
...mourning the loss of the singles record.
Christina - April 11, 2008
Thank you, Greeney.
Drama - April 11, 2008
More Matt
"Peavy wins singles match at Dodger Stadium Lawn"
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Wish I could hear them.
I don't mind Scully, but he's no Vasgersian or Grant.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
blaspheme!
Christina - April 11, 2008
Not the first time I've heard that.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
See?
3.0 needs spell check.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
that would mess up my routine
...I am the Queen Of Typos after all ;-)
Christina - April 11, 2008
sorry im late guys
enjoying a weekend at home.....WHY THE HELL DID THEY TAKE PV OUT...I HATE FURCAL!!!! and Pierre or some mixture of them....
Scully sounds like he's reading from a teleprompter thats not there.
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
you beat me to it
I had to rewind to remember it correctly. Stupid beers....
I'm so sorry I said that, come back to me buddy.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Take that
you effin' Dodgers!
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
In a minute or two
most Dodger fans will be leaving...
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
did they ever show up?
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
They're still there???
Drama - April 11, 2008
It's just the kids left now
STILL hoping for autographs...
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
That'll never happen
they're profiling the gangbanger types
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
Ha!
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Why did they do that?
Why did he warm up only to have Bud come out and pull him?
Christina - April 11, 2008
I have no idea
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
What is wrong with him? Seriously?
Did he not have guys warming up in the bully in time? He pisses me off over and over. WTF?
Drama - April 11, 2008
When was the last time
Buddy pointlessly burned a pitcher? This has a vaguely familiar feel to it. . . .
Demoira - April 11, 2008
What the hell was that?
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Strategy?
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
I can't read lips
I tried though. No clue about it all.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Icing the kicker?
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
dodgers put in a lefty pinch hitter
so buddy brings in hatcher to walk him
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
Got it
Matty V explaining just that right now
Christina - April 11, 2008
As I said . . .
vaguely familiar.
Like a bad dream I've tried very hard to forget.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
*thatcher
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
Iron Lady
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
I'm freaking out
Crazy moves. Buddy puts on some weird glasses. Jake is gone,
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Jake hasn't exactly
had his best night out of the season.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Did Peavy look pissed in the dugout?
Am I imagining that?
Drama - April 11, 2008
No
He knew what was up. He just looks pissed in game mode.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
No, he's the pissy sort.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
I mean
No, you're not imagining that.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
It's not like he doesn't have
9 reasons. Or at least 3.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Jake's ERA
from 0.56 to 1.64
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Talk to everyone later
nice meeting everyone for my first time posting here
Alexa SD - April 11, 2008
See ya next time!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Y'all come back now ya here.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Ciao!
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Friggin' Iron Lady
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
He coulda had him at the plate
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Our Team
has SO many problems fielding bunts....
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
We play
video game baseball.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Pierre is funny
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Good to see the "strategy" worked
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
It's not really strategy
if he just bunts every time
Wonko - April 11, 2008
wrong strategy
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Okay i'm with you now
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Mother#$%*%)^
I want a hitless inning. Is that too much to ask?!?!?
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Make that "runless inning"
Dagnabit.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
You got a hitless first batter
isn't that enough?
Wonko - April 11, 2008
These 7:40pm start times suck
Can't the league do something about this?
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
hey its friday night
i dont know where i would rather be....we can stay up!!!!!!!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Yeah
10.40's a little late to be getting started . . . not that it's that different from 10.05 or 10.15.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
back.. what did i miss??
I just had some falafel delivered....
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
who delivers falafel in sd?
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
Buddy of mine
He was grabbing dinner at The Kebab Shop and asked if I wanted anything.
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Get down and give me 20
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Two questions
when was the last time we had speed on the team? Who was the fastest Padre?
jbox - April 11, 2008
Edmonds.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Crabbe by far
Wonko - April 11, 2008
I meant of all time
unless that's what you meant too.
jbox - April 11, 2008
Gotta be Kingsale
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
RICKEY!!!
Drama - April 11, 2008
"Rickey's cleats are broken."
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
"This is Rickey...calling on behalf of Rickey."
Drama - April 11, 2008
THATS WHO WIGGINS IS!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Nailed it
Christina - April 11, 2008
Rickey get on
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
I'd say
(1) Freddy Guzman
(2) Eugene Kingsale
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
id say
kerry robinson or the dr...made m cam
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Guzman was the last true "speed guy " who got regular time (albeit for a brief time)
Kingsale was the fastest of all time I believe.
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
CY?
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
I mean Crabbe
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
Wiggins
The first one.
Gene Richards could run, too.
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Pimp Roberts?
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
In 2006 we were pretty fast
Cameron (25 steals), Barfield (21 steals) and Roberts (49 steals)
Wonko - April 11, 2008
tied for 4th in the NL
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Ozzie was really fast, too
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Good JoB TRON!!!!!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
One Straight Single...
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
startin a new streak
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
Uhhhh
Matty V: "At some point you'd imagine Tony Clark giving Adrian a blow at first base"
No at some point I DON'T
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Very poor choice of words!
Christina - April 11, 2008
DAMN U MLB.TV
I missed mattys freudian slip! grrr!!!!!!!! id be lol rothfl lmao and whatever other letters i can puttogether
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Woah.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Hey now
For once it was OUR guy sliding into 2nd before the catcher can even release the ball.
Christina - April 11, 2008
That's why he should have pinch ran for Edmonds Wed night.
Drama - April 11, 2008
I hear ya
Christina - April 11, 2008
Come On Tad!!
Need a single to score!!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
thank you!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
no problemo
Christina - April 11, 2008
mlb.tv
so delayyyed
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
OUUCHI GOOOCHI GOOOO!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
GOOOOOCH
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Yay, Gooch!
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Crabbe flies.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Are those like regular Crabbes that can fly?
Or flies that look like Crabbes?
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Tadiguchi Single!
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
and
2 straight singles.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
OK
HR here so Trev can stay in the bully.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
yes
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
Oh.
Look who shows up. Think you can just waltz in here reeking of PBR and cheap perfume???
Drama - April 11, 2008
I smell of whiskey
and slow comebacks.
oh how tgh hates those dodgers, but doesn't mind too much lying on the floor.
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
Beach balls...
THER'S A BASEBALL GAME GOING ON, PEOPLE!!!
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
they already did the waive
Demoira - April 11, 2008
waive?
lol...so cute.
Drama - April 11, 2008
My 2 neighbors
Giving the Padres a 2 run lead again....
Another beaut about living right by Petco.... ballplayers rent places in my building during the season.
This year, it's Tony Clark and Callix Crabbe. Last year it was Cla and KCam.
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
what building?
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
ICON
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
nice
my parents have a place at city walk (Market and State St). Jay Payton lived there when he was here, but that's as close to anybody famous that I know about
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
We will! We Will, stalk you.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Nope, not at all
But it's nice to have normal convos with the guys in the lobby, parking garage, walking the dogs, etc....
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Stake out
for impromptu interviews.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Have I told you that I hate you?
/jealousy
Christina - April 11, 2008
Yup
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Gotta second that.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Chan Ho Ho
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Scared of Aid.
Drama - April 11, 2008
That looks like a SINGLE!!!
Christina - April 11, 2008
KoooooooooooooozzZZ!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Furcal got owned
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Since the singles streak is dead,
go ahead and bring Ho in.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Kouzie!!
Demoira - April 11, 2008
TOUCHDOWN...
...SANNN DIEEEEEEGOOOOOO!!!
Drama - April 11, 2008
SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT!
Drama - April 11, 2008
we're pathetic
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
udderly
Christina - April 11, 2008
Shoulda went for two.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
"SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT!!!"
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
"THE LADIES LINE IS OPEN"
"I WANT TO HEAR FROM A DODGER FAN!!"
Christina - April 11, 2008
"UP AND DOWN THE WEST COAST..."
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
"15 FREEWAY!"
" RANCHO PENASQUITOS! PACIFIC BEACH!"
Christina - April 11, 2008
"DOWN IT, FIREFIGHTER!!!"
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Used to love to hear him say
Ranchoooo Penasquitos.... (since that's where I grew up)
Rome still makes fun of him for that
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
I love it when Romey does Smacksaw
Christina - April 11, 2008
It is ALWAYS funny when he does it
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Effin hilarious!!
Saw Smacksaw a couple weeks ago when I was walking the dogs with the wifey.
Me: "Oh, I know who that is."
Wifey: "Who?"
Me: "I'll tell you when we get further away."
....... 10 yards later.....
Wifey: "Who was it?? Why didn't you say hi if you knew who it was?"
Me: "He's on the radio, and he's a douchebag, that's why!"
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
That's great
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Does he still have helmet hair?
Christina - April 11, 2008
The funniest thing
He still has the same effin:
(1) haircut
(2) mustache
(3) glasses
that he's had since the 80s.... only difference is that the hair & mustache are pure white now.
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christina - April 11, 2008
This is funny.
Last time I was in San Diego...I had some extra time so I rolled by the station to see a good friend of mine who works in the afternoon. He took me back to Saw's office to say hello. I walk in and he has his back to the door.
Me: Smacksaw!
Saw: (slowly turns around) Oh, f**k.
Classic Saw.
Drama - April 11, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, you are so taking me with you next time :-)
Did you hear they started another sports channel? Wolfie is pissed and I have XX stickers to show my loyalty!
Christina - April 11, 2008
Yeah. XTRA.
That's where I was visiting.
Drama - April 11, 2008
You were just here again?
Christina - April 11, 2008
About a month ago.
I had a business trip to LA. One night and out the next day.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Fine
I'll forgive you this time.
July 16-21..Austin. Find a sports bar where we can watch the Padres game that Sunday :-)
Christina - April 11, 2008
What did I tell you about the rumors???
Drama - April 11, 2008
Rumors, facts, whatever
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Yup
I think he's part of the main reason why everyone's on a delay now on sports talk in San Diego.
I swear... that dude had probably the dirtiest mouth out of anyone. He definitely needs some Orbitz, that lint licker!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Smacksaw!!!
Christina - April 11, 2008
WHERE ARE YOU ON A FRIDAY??
I HAVE TWELVE PHONE LINES OPEN. FIRST TIME CALLERS. PADRE FANS. THE LADIES HAVE A TOLL FREE NUMBER.
LA MESA! ALPINE! RANCHO SKINYOURPENIS! I WANT TO TALK PADRES BASEBALL WITH YOU.
BUT FIRST, BIG NHL TRADE COMING OFF THE WIRES...
Drama - April 11, 2008
Time to pull another name out of the hopper
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!
ON THE HOTLINE! (sound of tape recorder eating first sentence)
Christina - April 11, 2008
Still a save Situation...
we need more!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
the dodgers
are being eaten alive by an angry moth-vin
B Dizzle - April 11, 2008
classic Scully
Christina - April 11, 2008
I think that hurt:
Scully: "Like getting eaten alive by a moth: 13 singles and a double."
The Padres are a Moth?
Demoira - April 11, 2008
The mothiest
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Hey I didn't know they made life-size barbie dolls that could walk
Oh wait accidentally switched to the Miss USA pageant.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
"accidentally"
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
You don't need to switch the channel to see that
they ARE playing in L.A. ya know...
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
We should give all the kids in africa maps
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
and such that...
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
That was Miss TEEN USA
give the programmers of these barbie dolls some credit
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Drama
your line...
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
I got it...
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
My bad...I ws caught up in the Saw talk.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Here comes the Heat:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Drama - April 11, 2008
It's the one that saw Bad Mother...
Shut your mouth
Wonko - April 11, 2008
does heat like cookies?
who did we call snacks? i was stalking u guys at the time so i forget
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Royce Ring
was Snacks.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Snacks ain't' on the team no mo
Heat is cookie monster though
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
C IS FOR COOKIE AND COOKIE IS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
MRMRMRMRMRMR!!!!!!!!!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
and, yes...Heat loves cookies.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
And freelunch loves the Heat
Drama - April 11, 2008
pitcher we got rid of....
B Dizzle - April 11, 2008
whew
Petco-d
Christina - April 11, 2008
might have gotten the
porch...........thank u stupid la stadium!!!!!!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
The heat
still hasn't recovered from Dusty Baker Syndrome from last season...
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
naw hes fine
his power is in his thunderous calves...talk about trunk man!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Alright I've staked out the ninth
The coast is clear for Hoffman.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
No
we are going to score here.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
We WILL score
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
Hey Shawne Merriman
On the Barbie show
Wonko - April 11, 2008
is it still cool
to do the dance over there?
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
He asked the black barbie about a draft for the Iraq war
She didn't fall for it
Wonko - April 11, 2008
LIAR!!!
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
The HO!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
jinx
Drama - April 11, 2008
The CHP might catch us for speeding
We did hit a double and steal a base
Wonko - April 11, 2008
pistache!
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Yes!
I'm glad you remembered.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
That sounds so vulgar.
Like some sort of watersport facial.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Horrible
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
oh dude
Drama - April 11, 2008
The Ho!
Drama - April 11, 2008
umm...
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
I miss the Ho
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
omg This interview portion is effing great!
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
So ridiculous
Wonko - April 11, 2008
I see yur barbie show
and raise u Golden Girls....Mr. Terrific is on it!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
I think they used to do it to show that the girls had intelligence
Now they do it as the comedy portion.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Hoffy is warming up!!
Drama - April 11, 2008
It's so bad
..that Alex just said he is nervous about Hoffy coming in.
Christina - April 11, 2008
Alirght, alright
Has anyone every bought a Nissan because Matt and Mark talked about it during a padres game in the ninth inning.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
I'm still taking all the metabolife I bought cause Teddy Leitner told me to.
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
uhhh... Pacific Law Center.... ouhhh.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Don't you mean
The Kerry Steigerwalt "Crazy Eye" Pacific Law Center?
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
That guy
could read the paper and watch a ballgame at the same time.
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
Or, at Doyer Stadium...
He could watch the beach ball and the ballgame.....
BUT, the more I see his commercials, the more I think it's a glass eye because it does not move AT ALL!!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
It's just
CREEPY
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
lasik surgery
Christina - April 11, 2008
"I love my hummer"
Me too, me too. My dealership is in TJ.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Supporting our slogan I see
What's your pleasure?
Lord Black's or Bolero???
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
"ouhhh... I have had my hummer for years and I love it"
whoa, now that is stamina.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Tantric
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Adelita's
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
A man who likes to cut straight to the chase I see
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
That was before I got married, but I hear from friends it's as good as ever.
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
I went in there once...
Probably about 10 years ago.
Walked in with about 7 or 8 friends and got a really bad vibe because it was sooooo effin crowded, and left within 3 minutes with 2 of my buddies to go to Frogs to drink some more.
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
been there twice with friends about 8 years ago
first time i was nervous as hell, scouting it out but too scared to do anything. Next time I pulled the trigger. It was fun, but not something I wanted to repeat anytime too soon. Then I met my wife. All in all, It's not something I'm too proud of.
Willy Billiams - April 11, 2008
hmm
anyone ever gone to a casino buffet cuz mark looks so sveldt with 15 plates of food?
B Dizzle - April 11, 2008
I'd like to see the damage P-Keg could do in there.
Drama - April 11, 2008
the ho
probably wouldn't want to experience the effects that would have on chan-ho. remember the dl a few years back? casino buffet.
B Dizzle - April 11, 2008
poor bastard
Drama - April 11, 2008
dude
Mark, P Keg and boomer....they would WRECK that place
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
lets go keg
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
C'mon, Lard Lad.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Come on, El Guapo
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
LARD ASS! LARD ASS!
fum fabba fum fabba fum...
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
I love it.
Three run lead....Hoffy coming in...Dodger Stadium. This is gonna be great.
Drama - April 11, 2008
I can't watch
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
I told you I staked out the ninth
Everything is copacetic.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
NAIL THIS, TREVOR
We believe entirely.
Right????
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Yes
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
I believe
that he is currently pitching against the Dodgers
Wonko - April 11, 2008
sure we do
Christina - April 11, 2008
Hell yeah!
SD Chick N - April 11, 2008
I'm so nervous
someone hold me.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
i've got one had on my monitor...
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
and the other one?
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
HFOB
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
glad to hear
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
I got you dude
anyone that uses a family guy quote as a sig line should be embraced
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Bong!
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
LOL
LOVE the boos
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
He yearns
for that retarded tomahawk chop....so he doesnt think they are boos
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Fastball=Slowball
COOOOOME ON.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Oh, Pennsylvania Barbie lost
So did Oklahoma
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Down goes Jersey
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Andruw is getting KILLED up there.
Drama - April 11, 2008
They have 36 million reasons though
goose1 - April 11, 2008
yeah
But you don't boo your own. It's not right.
SD Chick N - April 11, 2008
I don't think they look at him like that...yet.
Drama - April 11, 2008
It's a beautiful thing
Christina - April 11, 2008
How do you walk Rookie DeRookie?
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Trevor a BB??
Who'd a thunk it??
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
uh oh
Sweeney.......
Christina - April 11, 2008
Ugh
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
SweenDog!
Um please be nice.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Vin LOVES Trevor.
Drama - April 11, 2008
It's sort of sweet, actually
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Oh, totally.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Class recognizes class
Christina - April 11, 2008
Bye Bye SweenDog
Wonko - April 11, 2008
If he hits it, it's a double...
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Betcha
That Sweeney could fill us in on Idol
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Totally went!
Buh bye.
Still the second cutest former Padre.
Christina - April 11, 2008
With a hat on, right?
That bald spot is very distracting.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Oh yes
Christina - April 11, 2008
Funny
How you go from the Mullet to the Yamaka (sp?) Head
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
yarmulke
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
yarmulka
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Totally don't miss Sweeney
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Sidthafugdown!
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Come on 83 MPH!!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Hit Furcal in the face!!!
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
I am NOT pleased
Christina - April 11, 2008
Double ugh
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Hoffman
loves his walks. MATT SHUT THE HELL UP.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Damn the D-Backs are on fire.
Drama - April 11, 2008
I know
check the latest ESPN.com Power Rankings.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
the end-all be-all
of course
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
More importantly
Check their run differential. Like I said before. Upton makes me cry.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
2 batters in a row
The first pitch looked good and he got squeezed
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
If Pierre homers,
I give up on baseball.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
watch your mouth!
SD Chick N - April 11, 2008
Oh wow
Black Barbie Wins!
It's because she's against the draft.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
juan pierre
asshole in cleats.
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
reminds me of MIB
the shrunken head guy
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
For the Love of god trevor
the hair! we've been over this! yur in LA ....DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
HOFFMAN SUCKS
RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE.
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Breathe everyone
Breathe. It's going to be okay. I promise.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Hmmm
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Deep breaths, Trevor.
Deep breaths.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
F*CK
Demoira - April 11, 2008
What's Robert got to do with anything?
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
this is really kinda sad
if i'm bard i'm telling him to put one in the dirt. seriously.
Dex - April 11, 2008
Funny.
I'm not worried in the least.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Who's your dealer?
You can hook me up, right?
Demoira - April 11, 2008
I'll crush it up and put it in your mimosa.
Drama - April 11, 2008
I'll be honest
I don't feel too good.
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
I think I'm with you
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Oh Come ON!!!
Wonko - April 11, 2008
holy balls
Christina - April 11, 2008
He was out!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
CHRIST
CHRIST!!!
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
Who is ready?
for my diary??
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Double F*CK
Demoira - April 11, 2008
THAT WAS AN OUT!!!
Drama - April 11, 2008
We'll get 4 outs this inning!!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
ONE OUT.
That's all you need, Trev.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
One strike!
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Wow that was a good pitch
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Peavy showed him the Spitter
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Keep the faith, people
Hoffman Saves
SD Chick N - April 11, 2008
Hoffman Saves
...TTG withdraws.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
0-2
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
Get in the box, ahole
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Balsley Calling the Pen....
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
kent
jst flipped trevor the bird
B Dizzle - April 11, 2008
If he hits it its a double
Wonko - April 11, 2008
LOCK IT UP TREVOR!!!!!!!!!!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
OH dear GAWD!!!
Christina - April 11, 2008
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonko - April 11, 2008
4 OUTS!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Oh
How TGH HATES Jeff Kent
TheGrandHatching - April 11, 2008
Kent
will swing at EVERYTHING apparently
iLOVEkouz5 - April 11, 2008
Come on, Hoffy
Shut those mutants up.
SD Chick N - April 11, 2008
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
Christina - April 11, 2008
He still needs to retire....
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Never
Or at least not till he turns 50
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Suck it, Kent
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
GOT HIM!!!!
I can breathe now
sqrunt - April 11, 2008
Gotta run
The pooches have been bugging me for like 45 minutes to go outside.
G'night all... it's been fun!!
jpleeg2 - April 11, 2008
Take that,
you child molestor!
God, how I love to watch Jeff Kent fail.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Matty V says Kent is no good vs Trevor
Why do I not have those same memories?
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Now you have a new one.
SD Chick N - April 11, 2008
Thats a big F you Jeff Kent
God how I hate you......oops woke up the parents.........totally worth it tho!!!!!!!!
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Still shaking
jbox - April 11, 2008
Thank God
My heartbeat was racing!
SD Chick N - April 11, 2008
I take back
my references to Robert F*CK.
Nerves still shattered, though.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Heart condition
...you know, my dad had quintuple bypass surgery in Feb...maybe I should be more careful about watching these games now that I know there is a family history......
AAACK!!!!
Christina - April 11, 2008
Nah
The boys are doing their best to give your heart lots of exercise . . . to keep it healthy.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Hoffman's BAA
before the game.... .389. Goes UP after this "outing".
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
You know we won, right?
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
Yes.
You know opponents are hitting above .400 against our closer?
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
u know its still early, right?
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Blah blah blah
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
allowed 4 of 7 batters to reach base....
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - April 11, 2008
Ignore him
He's prepping for his diary rant.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Shaking still
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Trevor has to get 4 outs an inning
That's what it feels like, anyway
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Agreed.
He does seem to get difficult calls.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
G'night kids
I need my sleep to be ready for more of this...
Christina - April 11, 2008
g'nite!
Demoira - April 11, 2008
I agree, though
that hoffy totally got 4 outs there.
I hate Blue almost as much as Edmonds.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
He gets those first 2 outs so quick usually
and makes us beg and plead for the third.
I thought that runner was out at first, too.
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Zito lost again.
Giants had three errors.
Drama - April 11, 2008
Four if you include Zito's contract
goose1 - April 11, 2008
bah dum dum
Zing!
Wonko - April 11, 2008
He pitched okay though
Wasn't a total disaster. The rest of his team though...
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Really, what's left to say?
Demoira - April 11, 2008
Nothing...
That's why there is nothing there.
Wonko - April 11, 2008
Last time I zinged Molina....he hit 2 HRs
The Giants are a fantastic, top-to-bottom lineup! The best in the Majors. Make the Tigers look like a AA team.
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Never bad to win a game when Kent is the last out
goose1 - April 11, 2008
true dat
remember how he rubs out like clays number or someone making their first start at petco ? Tony said "Well that's a Dodger for you"
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Jeff Kent is the guy who just cut you off in traffic
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Lookie there!
That FanShot DID make the front page!
Winfield's Ghost - April 11, 2008
What the....?
never ceases to amaze me, the weird things that happen around here.
jbox - April 11, 2008
Nite guys.
Demoira can you start the dishwasher and turn off the lights in the kitchen?
Drama - April 11, 2008
Too early in the season to piss off Wiggins, man.
goose1 - April 11, 2008
Right behind you.
Don't forget to fluff my pillow, please.
Demoira - April 11, 2008
And then send me your cell phone number
so I can text you hot baseball stats while Drama sleeps.
goose1 - April 11, 2008
ONE OF YOU *MUST* SEND A COMMENT TO THE POSTGAME SHOW.
i need something to calm me down from my heartattack
iLOVEkouz5 - April 11, 2008
Well.............
time to hit the old dusty trail..........nitecap anyone? *knocks over lamp...drags bed over it*
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
Night"CAP"?
I'm just getting started. Who wants to watch the replay?
Wonko - April 11, 2008
I think we have shut down the overflow
Nice work people.
offspeedkills - April 11, 2008
ME.
I missed some bits and pieces.
TheThirdGonzalez - April 11, 2008
Glad
Padres won
Alexa SD - April 12, 2008
OMG!!
...went dancing last night, had a blast but you are guys are funnier than shinola!! Fantastic breakfast reading. Thank you!
ABY - April 12, 2008
You must Login with your SB Nation account and be a member of Gaslamp Ball to post a comment.