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OPENING DAY! (and we really need a new rally cry)

It's Opening Day and by some minor miracle, the Padres actually are playing in San Diego on the (real) first day of the season! I'm the first to kick the schedulers in the nuts when the Padres open away from home, so I will thank them wholeheartedly for letting our Padres do their business today.

If you haven't noticed FanShots, then I encourage you to get familiar with them. We'll be updating throughout the day and our new and improved GameThread will be fired up shortly before gametime. Submit your FanShots, recommend your favorites and check Gaslamp Ball throughout the day for updates and news.

Also, what's our first rally cry going to be for the new season? I haven't seen an official one. WE NEED A RALLY CRY.

[Note by Dex, 03/31/08 5:45 PM EDT ] Drama got official word.

Thank you for your inquiry on our slogan for 2008. While we are still promoting the ballpark experience concept of last season’s slogan (when applicable) we do not have a specific slogan for this season. Nonetheless, thank you for your slogan suggestions.

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Padres Baseball: Now Blum Free!

Padres Baseball: Where injuries happen only once every few innings...

Or alternately:

Padres Baseball: Who's Mark Prior?

Padres Baseball:

Look out! We got Crabbe!

Padres Baseball: Experience it... again!

or, alternately:

Padres Baseball: We've got quants in the front office!

Padres Baseball: Huge in China

One billion Chinese people can't be wrong.

Yeah, it's a bit disingenuous since we're only the second most popular team over there, but hey, we were the first up the Great Wall.

Over there...

...they're just called people.

Hmmmm...

It's more funny when A-Go or TTG do it.

It's a family thing.

wow

You are in quite the mood today, Mister.

hey

it's not my fault you don't have the comedic timing of A-Go or TTG.

OK

NOW you have a valid point.

These so far are ummm...

You guys are San Diego Padres fans, right?

Padres Baseball: Smiles, Happiness, and Sunshine!

Padres Baseball: Unicorns and Rainbows!

Padres Baseball: For nine bucks a beer...we HAVE to be good!

Padres Baseball: YOU WANT SOME???!!!

Padres Baseball: One guy in his prime!

come on!

A-Go, Kouz, Greeney, Bard, Peavy. You don't like this core?

Love the core.

Just a comment on how most padres are either young or past the prime. Maybe I've got a narrow definition of "prime"

Peavy: Prime
A-Go: Young
Kouz: young
Khalil : Robots don't have primes.
Bard: hopefully not his prime.

I'd edit to add that CY is in his prime. Bell too.

Okay, okay, it was an exaggeration, probably more relevent to previous years than this one.

Padres Baseball:

We are the Ron Artest of MLB!

Padres Baseball: Jayson Werth's Dad is gonna be so pissed.

Padres Baseball: On Sunday...EVERYBODY gets to play!

For home games:

Padres Baseball: Like Steroids Never Happened!

A cheer my nephew came up with...he's 9

adres padres pitch a perfect game
padres padres show your bull pen fame

padres padres hit a home run
padres padres then pitch till the game is done

padres padres ring that bell
padres padres for hoffman we all yell

i came up with

padres padres dont get hurt
padres padres dont eat dirt

Padres Baseball: Come Get A Taste

Padres Baseball: More Exciting Than A Rain Delay

Padres Baseball: WE CAN PITCH!

take that, Cubs fan!

Padres Baseball: We don't need no stinkin' rally cry!

Padres Baseball: Hot Buttery Action

Leaving it on the Field 163 Games a Year!

Historical pun?

PADRES: MISSIONS ACCOMPLISHED

=)

that one had me chuckling.

oh man, that new comment pop up thing happened. that's sooo cool. yay for no longer having to hit f5 every 5 seconds!
(sorry i haven't seen that happen just yet, until now)

THATS AWESOME!

I love it

Padres Baseball: Hit it into the bullpen, win a free steak!

TELL ME TO 'STAY CLASSY' AND I'LL STAB YOU

Anyone else going tonight?

I'm going! My first Padres Opening Night. I'm super pumped. Peavy and Oswalt, sweet!

We expect at least one foul ball out of you tonight.

I'll give it everything I've got

and maybe I'll bring my camera

Def bring the camera.

I'll be there

in upper LF. Stupid Opening Day sellouts...

Regardless, ITS BASEBALL TIME!

Yep!

Alex and I will be in section 208. I hate that we have to sit through work and school first!!! We are going to check out the XX block party and the BP show.

Section 125!

Looking for Jake to rack up the K's!

Is it 7:05 yet???!!!!!

SECTION 213!!!

For all of you going tonight...

Could someone please eat a Carne Asade burrito and some rolled tacos pre-game for WG and I? Tex-Mex sucks.

I think I'm gonna cry.

You know...

...if we were both gonna end up in Texas...why couldn't it have been the same city?

Because you were smart enough to avoid the Rangers.

Either of you in Austin?

I am.

Woohoo!!

Guess where I will be for a long weekend in July?

Oh no.

Haven't there been enough rumors on here already???

Snicker

Opening Day baby! Gotta get all the fun started ;-)

I like how you two

are pretending that you don't already have this planned. Well done.

He is

I'm in Dallas.

But our hearts are together.

And that's what really matters.

you are so gay Drama

That's "Gey", RBS.

New GLB 2008 Prediction

"Drama will change his avatar once a day."

I don't know.

After finding the pic of Heat Bell in an Evil Knievel outift on a mountain bike...I might be good for a week or two.

I'm gonna guess three days tops

That's a safe bet.

Two hearts beat as one...

WG

I know what we're watching on Friday morning! Maybe we can do a NKOTB Open Thread?

That is fantastic

Friday is my birthday and that may be the greatest gift ever.

Everybody in the GLB pitched in.

Happy Birthday!

(It's amazing what you can get for $32.18 these days. Man those guys were more desperate than we thought.)

where from?

Oh man.

Any Roberto's. Taco Surf in PB. Rodrigo's in Rancho Skin-your-penis. Any of those.

Jv's

did you fail to remember the surf&turf burrito from JV's?

Wow.

Yes. I did. And that was quite an oversight. I have only been able to finish that burrito once. Immediately after...I saw God.

Surf & Turf at JV's.

Seriously. No exaggeration. What do you think that thing weighs?

Taco Surf. Now I am crying.

Best breakfast burritos on earth.

Hands down.

yep

i think the smooth refried beans in that one send it over the top.

taco surf is classic post-surfing mexican food (as is the place on the corner by belmont park), but the best mexican food in san diego is at a tiny hidden gem in banker's hill called Papa's & Taco's. i will never be swayed in my opinion.

oh man...

I'm similarly afflicted, being in Dallas. I still have my taco surf long sleeve t folded in my drawer....

The pain... There's just no place to buy carne asada fries out here.

WG, you know of anything passable here in Dallas?

normally I wouldn't ask...

which is to say, normally I wouldn't trust anyone to recommend mexican food outside of san diego, but since you know the joy of taco surf, I must.

I don't

Everyone tells us we're snobs because my wife and I don't get too excited over any of the Mexican food here. Very few walk-up/counter service places that are seemingly on every block in any neighborhood in SD. I haven't ventured over to Ft. Worth much - I'm told we'll have better luck over there - but even the much-ballyhooed Joe T. Garcia's didn't knock me out.

(Sigh)

(double sigh)

Not what I wanted to hear, but entirely what I expected.

When I first moved here I ventured into a tacqueria (imagining it to be similar in class to the 24hr *'bertos). In addition to the eatery's primary function as a check-cashing place and the weird looks I got as..umm.. someone with fair skin, the carne asada burrito I received came with no guac and was slathered with some sauce that could be be described as gravy.

In the time spent waiting for your reply though, I began searching for recipies needed to craft my own carne asada fries.

VERY similar experiences

particularly with the "gravy."

(Hey - Opening Day AND a tornado watch! Does it get any better???)

tornado watch?

Wouldn't know. My office doesn't have windows. If I peer over my cube walls I can see an open-air atrium, but it's hard to judge from the light in there just how dark the clouds are.

Just a "watch"

Nothing to get excited over yet. Just one of those "conditions are ripe" kind of things. Lots of thunder and lightning. The local news guys are nearly pissing their pants, though, they are so excited.

is it queso?

one of the guys in class knew that i was born and raised san diegan kept talking about how terrific queso is and how it's not really mexican food if there's no queso. i was like, "all the stuff here has cheese on it". he was like, "QUESO ISN'T JUST CHEESE!"

turns out it's more like cheese gravy, which i'm pretty sure doesn't exist naturally.

no...

this stuff was just brown and water.

I never went back to another one. I think I'm having an anxiety attack right now about being so far away from decent mexican food. Except that I've never had anxiety attacks before so I don't know what they're really like. But I can imagine. It must be like this.

If you think you're dying . . .

it might be an anxiety attack.

.

.

.

Or you might be dying.

Me too.

I never should have read this thread. . . .

I think I'll go to Wahoo's instead

Nooooo!!

Dude..that is waaay too upscale....Robertos on CV road - it's walking distance for us!!! Shoot - Nico's in the Piazza Carmel is damn good too. (Yeam, how crazy is it that I live one block away from a place called Piazza???)

I've heard Nico's is very good.

Never been though.

Nico's is good for a bean/cheese/rice burrito, and a straight-up chicken burrito...everything else I thought was pretty standard -berto in style/quality.

I'm so glad my local favorite's been mentioned, the breakfast burrito from Taco Surf. Sam's a genius for putting hash browns in there instead of fries - it absolutely makes the burrito.

As far as overly-large burritos, while the surf & turf from JV's is big, I'd give the nod in overall size/weight to the El Grande Burrito from Cotija's, which comes with carne/cheese/salsa fresca/sour cream/lettuce/fries. I get it without the lettuce/sour cream, and it's still a challenge to handle. I wear a size 15 shoe, and once before unwrapping it I laid it down parallel to my foot, and it cleared my toes by about 1/3rd of an inch.

And having lived in the midwest for a brief period, I'll attest to the difficulties in finding what we all know and love here in SD...if it's not bunk-ass carne asada, it's awful salsa, or Mission-brand tortillas, or guac that kinda scares me. You may find a place that's got one or more of those things down, but you're going to have to get out your pans and hunt down some authentic SD neighborhood recipes if you want to recreate what you miss from the shops around here.

Nico's isn't that good

Wahoo's is tatsy, but not real Mexican food.

Oh fer...

...sheesh! Nico's is plenty good - IF I don't want to go the extra few blocks to 'bertos.

i think i'd kill for a california burrito

i can't even think about my old local taco shop without getting really angry or really sad.

Tacos Mi Rancho in PB on Cass.

They had some kick-ass California Burritos. They also had amazing carne asade fries.

Padres Baseball:

Sit down in front.
Bring your own beer. Ours is really expensive.
Hope you like low scoring games.
Featuring a totally shaved, totally tanned, re-kneed right fielder.

Sit down in front

Totally cracked me up.

Padres Baseball:

Free entry if you've lived in San Diego for more than 4 years.

Padres Baseball:

If you are going to be a fan from the east coast, you're not going to get a lot of sleep.

Ugh

Just bought MLB Extra Innings. I'm done.

Padres Baseball:

where touching home plate is overrated.

Padres Baseball:

home of the AAAA stars.

Padres Baseball:

where you can see the stars from yesterday, TODAY!

Padres Baseball:

Stop by before you hit the Gaslamp.

That's VERY good.

Padres Baseball:

Please dont feed the fatass in left

And THAT....is pure gold.

Oh man. Can't stop laughing.

Jbox did suggest an aquarium in the outfield

Great idea.

We could put a huge tank out there and let P-Keg jump into it between innings to cool off the patrons in the first 10 rows or so.

This is horrible

BAD KARMA!!!

He's gonna go 4-4 tonight and knock in the game winner.

Oh god i hope so!

Because making fun of fat people is one of the few things i do well. If its good luck to make fun of Left Fatty then i think he'll hit like pujols this year.

"Left Fatty"

oh shit

Hoffman: FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

Padres Baseball:

Where every single is a double.

Off topic but...

So far Jim Thome and Cabrera are making my fantasy team look good.

Rockies already losing 4-1 after the 1st inning to the Cards.

Uncle Barry

Picking up just where he left off...gives up 3 hits, 3 earned runs (including a 2-run shot to noted a-hole Jeff Kent)...in the first inning.

Kents on my fantasy team too..

I hate being happy for that.

What is the 2008 slogan? An official response from the Padres.

After seeing Dex's post this morning in search of a slogan for the 2008 Padre season...I emailed a couple of people in the Padres marketing department asking them what the 2008 slogan is. I also included a link to this thread in case they needed any help with suggestions. I'm guessing none of us will be getting an email with a job offer.
Anyway, here is the response I recieved:

Thank you for your inquiry on our slogan for 2008. While we are still promoting the ballpark experience concept of last season’s slogan (when applicable) we do not have a specific slogan for this season. Nonetheless, thank you for your slogan suggestions.

"Nonetheless, thank you for your slogan suggestions."

Awesome.

PADRES BASEBALL! EXPERIENCE THE BALLPARK EXPERIENCE CONCEPT!!!

Catchy.

(when applicable)

I have a feeling that parenthetical

will be making a few appearances this year.

"Padres Baseball:

Making Even Jerry Seinfeld Vomit"

TTG...you gonna be here tonight?

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Im a fan bun even i had to

look that up. "However, the cookie causes Jerry to throw up, ending his non-vomit streak, which he claims had held since June 29, 1980. Meanwhile, a man with a cane crushes Elaine's toe, further adding to their misery."

Well

I don't know about you guys, but my own personal pre-game festivities are now underway.

Me, too.

I bought some Dos Equis especially for the occasion, just to christen 2008 for the most interesting team in the world.

Dos X amber?

Quite possibly my favorite beer. If you ever go to one of those "on the border" restaurants, they have it on tap and put it in awesome goblet bowl glasses.

I'm drinking Pacifico, 3 deep already.

Heck yeah, Amber. You know it.

I started out on hot toddies of Canadian whisk (I blew out my throat the other night at our first gig). Canadian and Mexican average out to American, right?

Sweet pic, TTG.

Widmer Hefeweizens here. I'll move to caucasions after first pitch.

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