Can you believe that I came up with these great ideas while barely even trying? It's true.
The field is divided into pie segments and then they alternate well groomed field and deep grass and sand. Then there is a moat in the middle of the outfield filled with the city's run-off water and the rare river shark and alligator. There will be two wild fires burning out of control in the corners of the outfield and moguls placed randomly. Also there are spiders to the left of second base.
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Hahaha
“There will be two wild fires burning out of control in the corners of the outfield”
Out of control, yet limited to two particular spots. I love it!
I just wish you included some land sharks.
Gold Gloves will never be so prestigious than playing on this field.
royhobbs - December 23, 2008
what do you mean by “deep grass”…..
Sammy G - December 23, 2008
I think I'd move the moat a little closer to the infield
You know, for safety reasons.
Wonko - December 23, 2008
This is so great.
TheThirdGonzalez - December 23, 2008
Moguls, you say?
Genius.
Axion - December 23, 2008
you should
have the grounds crew on the field too. that would make it even crazier
freelunch - December 23, 2008
They have to stay on the field most of the time
Since you have to keep the alligator in its designated area until the play starts.
Wonko - December 23, 2008
You need to add
the dancing groundskeeper guy who occasionally showed up at Pad games the last few seasons. Except for dancing for the middle of 1 inning…he would be out there dancing the whole game.
SDPads_1 - December 24, 2008
Third base is looking awfully appealing to me.
'Eaters - December 23, 2008
Wouldn't the shark
eat the alligator?
I think there would have to be a wall separating the shark and gator.
Otherwise, I think this plan is flawless.
thenerdhater - December 24, 2008
shark eating the alligator. ha!
you obviously know nothing about how the animal kingdom works.
Dex - December 24, 2008
I don't know about alligators, but...
Shark vs. Crocodile!
Richard Wade - December 24, 2008
well
one of em is gonna eat the other one, so they need to be separated.
thenerdhater - December 24, 2008
Or you could
attach strong magnets with like poles facing outward on their heads and tails so they can’t get within five feet of each other. Players, of course, would get no magnets.
TheThirdGonzalez - December 24, 2008
Padres Survivor!
I loves it!
eastbaysd - December 24, 2008
Oh man! This is great!
Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. What a way to keep my otherwise mundane Monday positive.
LOUtheMETandNATSfan - January 5, 2009
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