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Chase Headley gets married today in Tennessee

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Congrats to Chase and Casey Headley!  Today they will be married in an intimate ceremony in Knoxville, Tennessee.  Casey met Chase at the University of Tennessee where he played baseball.  Casey is a personal trainer.  They plan to live in Knoxville during the off season.

A few days ago I noticed that Chase and Casey were registered online at Bed Bath & Beyond and they are just a normal couple getting a bunch of junk they'll never use.  Pillows, candles, silver ware, china, sheets, etc.

Here's some highlights:

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junk they'll never use...

sheets?

Yeah...

pillows and sheets are overrated who needs those?

Finally, some good news

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Savior.

Congrats to the Headleys

Nice to see some good news for once about the Pads

How is this good news?

She probably asked for a full-no trade clause and I hear her OBP is for shit.

Pretty soon it’s gonna be “Savior, baby, don’t you wanna play closer to home? Chipper is close to retiring and you’d look so handsome in that Braves uniform. I want you here…closer to me and the mini-Saviors.”

so should we call her Casey Magdalene?
I wonder if they put a

3rd baseman’s mitt in their list somewhere?

I say we pool our funds

and get them the $30 toilet plunger.

Because there is a whole bunch of crap in the Padres’ collective toilet right now.

And lo

they begat a son, and he was known as, “Double Savior”

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