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Peavy tonight for us. I've heard about this Peavy guy.

GO PADRES!!! EXPERIENCE IT!!!

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Clay Buchholz
Kid is making his second start in the bigs tonight...and has a no-no going through eight. That's crazy.
I hear
his blood smells like cologne. Hold up; I'll be back in a second- I'm gonna see if this Clay Buttholes kid gives up any hits.
Wow.
K's the first batter of the ninth.
I'd die laughing
if Patterson laid down a bunt hit.
Liner to center.
2 out.
That 2-0 Change-Up was gutsy
Dude is pitchin'.
Nice!
He struck him out!
Kid looks like he's 16.
Parents are picking him up
after the game:)
And there's the no-no.
That's pretty crazy.
There it is
amazing
Be great
If the Fashion Police go and accost Francona right now.
Fashion Police:
He should get a t-shirt made that says "Blow Me, Selig" and wear that under his pullover until they mess with him again. How bad could the fine be?
T-Shirt
"Wanna check my pants, too, Watson?"
Okay, now down to business...
Wow.
I really hope Jake gets those same bullshit called strikes he's raping Uncle Milty with.
I guess he is!
One bad thing about football season starting up:
Seems like we only get Matty V. for a few games a week. Nothing against Quis...but it's just not the same.
Quis:
Is it just me? Or does Quis sound exactly like Dana Carvey doing his Johnny Carson impression?
I did not know that
Wild, wild wacky stuff.
This strike zone
is gonna be brutal all night.
Agreed.
HP: Dan Iassogna - Get used to hearing that name.
Shea Hillenbrand
Would rather face Peavy than Jack Cassel.
He is truly awful
Can't believe he got a hit last night.
That'l work.
FU penny
It's Lowe actually.
But sure. FU Penny.
They do
look a lot alike. Mullets, beards... I hate white people.
I swear
I thought it was penny, but I knew it was lowe.  Both are good pitchers who I detest.
Aid!
He loves the kids!
Agony!
Professional home run hitter!
Quis
That HR call is exactly why I don't enjoy listening to him.  It's a 2nd inning solo shot and he's having a coronary.
Like that douchebag from the D-Backs.
He lost his mind the other night on a called strike TWO. Hate that guy.
Adrian Gonzales
Professional Hitter.

That ball was CRUSHED.

AZ
Up 8-0 in the 3rd.
Stupid, stupid Rockies
Dammit Colorado!
Did you see how
Bard totally rolled his eyes at himself on that throw to 2d?
Ethier
No way did he offer at the pitch
It was a terrible call
Horrible number
Pierre has one more steal that all the Padres combined?!?

Not that this is really surprising.  I think Black is personally opposed to a running game.  That, and our guys are pretty slow.  LOL.

Hi Demoira.
;)
Fine
Be that way.
Hi Christina
Don't hate.  <Grin>
Hahahahaha....
Sorry....(she's very high maintenance...shhhh).
Pfffffffffffffffft!!!
Quis
Did he just call him "Murray" Wills?
Why is a Dodger in the booth in the first place?
No kidding
Who's up next?  Kirk Gibson?
First thing Wills said
"I'm still wearing Dodger blue."

JUST what I wanna hear in a Padres broadcast.

SHEA!
There he is.
Hi Drama
<Wink>
Ummm
8-5 D-Backs...
Sorta stupid Rockies
They sure aren't doing their job,
are they?

Grrr.

They were down 8-0
This is an improvement.
Well, I guess they're at least trying.
Rockies...
Hard to rip them...they gave us a nice gift last night.
I actually like the Rockies
as the poor underdogs of the division.  Unlike the Giants, they aren't annoying, just endearing.  Except when we play them, then they must die.
6 Ks!
I love that guy!
HEY, MARTIN!
"GET BACK IN THE F_CKING BOX SO I CAN STRIKE YOUR ASS OUT."
Really bad move by Martin
Not only is the guy gonna now be pissed at Martin, but he's not gonna be looking to help out Martin's pitchers for the rest of the night.  Dumb.
Points!
Come on now, let's give Jake more than one run tonight.
Blummer!!
And now we'll watch Jake
take care of things for himself.
Blummer
hitting machine.  Speed merchant Bard.
Guess Jake will have to knock it in himself
BTW...way to go Blummer!
We should go with a pinch-hitter here.
Provacateur.
*Provocateur
hate spelling errors.
lol
Too smart for your own good.
Just f*cking with you guys.
Yes
Definitely Sledge.
and
Ledezma
Stauffer isn't available?
Jinx
You me a Coke.  With lots of rum.
Unless Stauffer's available
Hahahahaha....
Fantastic.
called it!
Holy F*kin
shit.  KT is looking good now.
Jesus
Hillenbrand is such a worthless warm bowl of f*ck.
YES!!!!!!
JAKE PEAVY.

Professional Ballplayer.

I smell a Grand Slam
or a strike out.  There is no in between with Cammy.
Called it.
Beeeeeeeaaaaaaaachhhhhhh.
Love them walking Briles.
He's been struggling. Much rather see Cam swing here.
grand slam!!!
i love mike cameron!! =]
Cammy!
F*ck yeah!
I just woke the neighbors!!!
Cammy Grand Slam at 11:34pm!
COME ON, YOU STUPID ROCKIES!
Have I mentioned how big I am on
plate discipline?  Major turn-on, right up there with pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Go Uncle Milty!

mmmmmm...
....PLATE DISCIPLINE.
Waffle Man!
I can't stop grinning.  Eek!
Wowser............
Psds have cranked it up when it counts - Dodgers and Snakes.  Next series is going to be huge.
The Dodgers
It's funny how everyone got so excited about them and their pathetic little winning streak. They won four straight...three of them coming against the Nationals...one of the worst teams in baseball. Welcome back to real baseball, Dodgers.
Well said
Hey, they acquired
Wells and Hillenbrand.
you mean some of our baggage?
Nice to see us put up some runs for Jake
Barring a major disaster, he'll lead all NL pitchers in wins after tonite.

This is probably my only post tonite. I'm in San Diego at the parentals and it's hard to peel myself away from glorious Channel 4 HD.

I hear ya
I haven't taken out the laptop tonight so I am on the sofa in front of the open window with the nice breeze and getting up to come to the PC to post seems like quite a journey!
Cameron's Slam
Rewinded the DVR to watch it again, and confirmed what I thought when it happened.....

Cameron's grand slam was on a slider. Makes it that much more impressive, since it's his and K-Bot's kryptonite.

cameron gold glove=
CAMMY!
This is his night!  Put that on his gold glove reel!
The old Cammy
is back.  Layin it out with no regards for his health.
I love this team!
Christina...
Did Alex have his first game today?
Yes!!
Thanks for asking :-)

Short story - they won 20-0 in 115 degree heat on the field in Temecula.

Long story - see my blog :-)

Awesome.
Wolfie needs to give up that radio gig. He has a Hall of Fame career as a coach in front of him.
You are not the first to say that!!
You know what he did after coaching those kids in that heat??? He left to go scout a future opponent!! He is insane!! Err....dedicated ;-)
Let's stick with insane.
Cam
Sure glad we didn't re-sign him when we had the chance.
Yeah.
Just as well we took a wait-and-see, wouldn't want to be stuck with him now.
Kent - not only a jerk
but kinda annoying, too.
i'm going to smoke a cigarette
and catch some of the game on the 56" 1080p HDTV, I might bring my laptop along but I don't think we're in any jeopardy from the dodgers. bbs
Jake
Has he been under 100 pitches in the 7th at all this season??
Jake
7.2 innings right now....his longest start of the season.
Sorry.
I'm a dipshit. He's at 7.0.
Yeah, Martin, go ahead
argue with the ump.  Get your hiney booted from the game.
Martin tossed
Why's he complaining? Spares him getting struck out like a punk two more times this evening.
I don't know.
They only have 2 more at-bats. I don't see his spot in the order coming back up again. :)
Hu's on second?
nice one
Actually
Hu's on short.  Greatest joke ever in my lap.
Hu's out?
Hu's out at first
According to Quist.

Why did that make me laugh out loud??

Don't feel bad.
Quis was way worse.
It took the guys in the booth
way too long to see that one - they probably saw it on here first.
I was shocked
they didn't work it much sooner.
Seven to Nada, huh?
Damn! A lot can happen when a guy goes across the way to pound a couple o' forties.
I thought it was...
..."foties"?
You not the only one
to be criticizin' me cuz my Ebonics ain't tight.
aight
I won't step to ya.
Word.
No disrespec, right?
I feel you.
'kay. We good.
So, we straight, dog? 'Ight. Peace, son.
Blummer
has been hitting long, unproductive fly balls lately. Pretend it's July, guy that gives my "lady friend" money!
Nice to see the Pads
show off some guys from Portland, besides some so so pitchers.
BTW
After his work tonight....Jake's ERA is 2.10.
Thank you
I did wonder about that!
No Trevor tonight,
but today I was reminded that our beloved closer's signature entrance is used by my homestate West Virginia Mountaineers whenever the opposition is faced with a third down. Not to say I give a toss about football; it's just an excuse to drink beer and waste time 'til the Pads play.
"give a toss..."
Brilliant.
I like British entertainment.
Not as much as Canadian entertainment (like Kids in the Hall) but that's where that comes from. Yes, crap like that really is actually part of my day-to-day speech.
wow. forgot about
kids in the hall.  sketches on google video search.
It's most definately
the greatest show ever before Arrested Development came along.
When Jake pulls the dagger out of the Dodgers
heart....do they bleed red or blue?
Both.
They bleed Rockies.
Koooooouuuuuzzzz!!!
I like that guy.
Yes!
There it is! Sixteen for Jake!
Pitching Triple Crown
Jake is now #1 all by himself in wins, ERA, and strikeouts.
How cool is that?
"So I went into your room and read your diary."
Rockies coming back
against AZ.  12 - 7 2 on 1 out in the eighth.
Just got back from the game
WHOO it was fun.

During the fireworks, Jake and his entire family came out and watched them.
Then his boys went out into left field and beat each other up with Trevors kids and Jake and his blonde bombshell of a wife literally layed on the grass and talked with an older couple for about ten minutes. They looked so chill. Then Jake got up and laughed with people and signed autographs (including a Dodger hat which the guy later told me Jake wrote GO PADRES on it)..

Ahh fun night!

GO PADRES!
I love that. What else is there to sign on a Dodgers hat (besides something obscene)?
LOL at TBLA
Not one comment from last night's game, or tonight's game.
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