Back to baseball again today. When things are going good, it always seems like it takes forever to get through an off day. We wanna get back to park! We gotta get in there before this wears off!
I talk baseball with this guy at work who comes up with the craziest theories. He's a smart guy, but we've had the strangest debates. Exasperating. The kinds of things where I stare at him and think, How can you possibly believe that?
For example. 2001 World Series. Bob Brenly does everything in his power to try to lose the World Series. Overworks his aces in blowouts. Questionable use of the bullpen. And yet the Diamondbacks win. I say they won because Schilling and Johnson are all heart on the mound and the Yankees were somewhat lucky to have made it that far (Seattle had won 116 games). My guy at work says it's because Brenly's an awesome manager.
I know. WTF, right?
I mean, maybe he's right, but if Bob Brenly was that great, he'd be managing somewhere, right? Where is Bob Brenly nowadays anyway? I like to imagine that he's holed up somewhere in Colorado, writing the book on why bunting to break up a no hitter qualifies a player as a reproductive organ. And why half of Ichiro's base hits shouldn't count for him because he swings the bat like a girl's softball player.
So what I was talking about. I was talking my guy at work and we were talking about the Padres and how good they're doing. He said, "I don't think any positive can come of Phil Nevin being traded."
"The biggest positive I can see is that it forces Bochy to actually play Nady somewhere," I said. "Even if it's Nady and Sweeney, it's better than what Phil was doing."
He said, "but even if Phil wasn't as good as he was last year, he's still dangerous!"
I said, "I dunno. Richard seems to think he's done." (I didn't really say that, but something more along the lines of, "Dude! You cr4zeee?!?! Nady is teh shizzzzzzz!!!!!111!1!!!!". [I didn't really say that either. It was probably something in between.])
He said he wasn't so sure about that and would have to look it up. He thinks I just crush on Nady because of the way he looks in baseball pants and for the fact that he went to Berkeley. Actually, it's two things:
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the other day
I was thinking about the opening-day lineup vs. that last game's lineup. it was weird rooting for Fick, Randa, Nady, Olivo, Sweeney, and some of these other guys. The team is very different now. Of course, removing Phil is the biggest reason for that difference.as I try to do every day, I'm singing this song right now. it's still just as applicable as it was a couple weeks ago.
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)
Always look on the light side
of life...
(Whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
- that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of life...
(Whistle)
Come on.
Always look on the right side
of life...
(Whistle)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain
with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the
audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance
anyhow.
So always look on the bright side
of death...
(Whistle)
a-Just before you draw your terminal breath...
(Whistle)
Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And...
Always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)
Always look on the right side
of life...
C'mon Brian, cheer up
Always look on the bright side
of life...
Always look on the bright side
of life...
Worse things happen at sea you know.
I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing.
Always look on the right side
(I mean) of life...
what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost?
Always (Nothing.) look on the right side of life...
Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say?
Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!
There ya go, see!
Always look on the right side of life...
(Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! At same time)
There ya go, see!
garth - August 9, 2005
Garth
Has anybody else noticed that Garth is slowly going crazy? His comments have been getting so funny. I like it.jbox - August 9, 2005
SKPLORTCH
all the head-exploding will do that to you. this is where i come to act normal, too...garth - August 9, 2005
True song
Here's the song that comes to my head when I think of the Padres:How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
thenerdhater - August 9, 2005
DUDE
"Weird" Al Yankovich?! That is a big fat geek cred right there. Of course...have you seen him LIVE?At least one person in this thread can say yes to that, but I'm not sayin who.
garth - August 9, 2005
Dude don't even go there
Jbox will so out Weird Al you. I'm gonna find him.Dex - August 9, 2005
Weird Al
I know one person in this thread who has an autographed photo.I also know one that listened to Eat It during lunch. (me).
thenerdhater - August 9, 2005
anyone
have a good site for checking head-to-head histories between players/pitchers?garth - August 9, 2005
ESPN.com will do it for you
You gotta go to stats and then batter vs pitcher. It's nice cause it will default to the next opponents.Dex - August 9, 2005
thanky
for some reason, i couldn't see that. in other news, i noticed there's a BACK on my HAND! Who knew?garth - August 9, 2005
Party on Garth
Party on Waynethenerdhater - August 9, 2005
just in case
you hadn't seen it, this rocks.garth - August 9, 2005
Thanks garth
I had that song in my head for weeks after watching it around Xmas last year.Thanks for getting it there again.
thenerdhater - August 9, 2005
you want to know what it schwas?
I'll tell you what it schwas.garth - August 9, 2005
Yo!!
I live in the Midwest and I'm not getting nearly enough Padres info. SignonSanDiego isn't giving me enough. Any suggestions for URL links?butlerj5 - August 9, 2005
Hmmmm....
OK. You got us. And aside from us, I'd go to the right menu and scroll down until you see Padres Sites Galore! Ton of blogs and random links. All of them good.Then come back here and read us some more.
Dex - August 9, 2005
also
heregarth - August 9, 2005
Dex...
Bob Brenly does color on Cubs TV.From today's running PBP on chicagosports.com:
"Brenly just started barking into the microphone and said it was his impression of a NASCAR race. I suppose it sort of sounded like cars going fast, but I thought he had officialy gone insane watching four months of Cubs baseball. La Rue puts the Reds up 4-3 on a 2-2 pitch from Will Ohman. Brenly offers some good analysis, saying that after LaRue couldn't get around on Ohman's fastball, the 2-2 slider sped up his bad and he not only could get around on it, but did. Ohman fans Griffey and Dunn. Casey grounds out."
Now, I'm going to put my head back in the oven.
http://www.firedustybaker.com/nucleus/
San Diego Smooth Jazz Man - August 9, 2005
Thanks!
I'm going to have to keep asking questions loosely related to Chicago baseball to keep your head out of that oven. We'll see you through the hard times yet!Dex - August 9, 2005
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